Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...