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|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...