Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
What on earth!!!
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...