A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...