Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...