IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!