Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.