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The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
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Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Marriage quotes 09
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Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...