Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.