Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...