National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...