This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Facts about Americans
|Facts about Americans. Did you know that . . .Only 30% of us can...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.