Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...