Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...