Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...