Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...