Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...