The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...