Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....