Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...