Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
OLD NEVER DIES 6
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