The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...