No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...