Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...