Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks...