FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....