Why Legs?
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Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Do you have a solution?
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Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!