Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...