A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...