Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...