Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...