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So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Why does an elephant have four feet?
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Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
How is a man like a snow fall?
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Warning Labels On Booze!
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What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...