What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
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Oh Human Sexuality
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How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...