Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...