From one of Tom Clancy books…
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One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
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what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Speed Limit
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