Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...