King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...