Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...