You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...