Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream