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“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
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What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
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Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...