Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...