You Might Be A College Student:
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Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...