Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...