There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.