The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...