Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...