Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...