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Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
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Welcoming to America
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Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
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Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
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Stock market report
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Tons of Funny One-liners!
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Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...