Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...