Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...