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“…clamp…sponge…scalpel…oops…”
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...