Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...