The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
Sports entrance exam
|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...